Napcorn NC is the world's first Napcorn operating system! Napcorn NC will turn your life around, as it allows Napcorn to the most important part of your life: your computer!

Nap Co. Napcorn NC features the following features:

• Napcorn Explorer: Voted Mark Chestnut's Best Internet Browsing Software of 1986, Napcorn Explorer allows you to surf the most important web sites: www.Napcorn.tk and porn!
• Napcorn Messenger: Included with Napcorn Online (NOL), Napcorn Messenger allows you to keep in touch with all your Napcorn eating friends!
• Napcorn NC Napcorn Player: This Napcorn player can play all existing media formats* plus the new mor extension!
• Napcorn Word: The perfect companion to the Napcorn eating businessman or businesswoman, Napcorn Word allows you to write all those angry letters to the TV networks demanding Gumble 2 Gumble gets back on the air!
• NapZaA: Voted the Most Unused and Useless Peer-To-Peer File Sharing Software Ever, NapZaA allows you to illegally download songs such as "Love Morris Chestnut" and "Morris Gonna Give it to Ya!" V1.1 now features more bandwidth dedicated to what matters most: the RIAA suing you, the person who buys music and keeps the RIAA in business!
• New streamlined file extensions: All files are now marked with the "mor" extension to making finding the proper file ever harder! No more easy searches to find missing files!
• Easy to use menus: The most used menus now begin with "Morris" to make finding them easier! To find the most used menus, Napcorn NC will use 256 MB of RAM plus 70% of your CPU to track this, but it's worth it, as only the most used menus begin with "Morris."
• Easy to find menus: All menus now begin with "Morris" to make finding them easier!
• Super Reinstall Time: Napcorn NC now requires a reinstall every 5 hours and takes 12 hours to install, thus making those endless reinstalls even more super!
• One button crash: By hitting any key or moving the mouse during normal use of Napcorn NC, Napcorn NC will crash and start corrupting your files. Because of this, Napcorn NC is now as stable as Windows!
• Plus many, many more features designed to help you get work done quicker, but actually just get in your way and cause more crashes and security flaws!

• Microsoft Internet Explorer, Netscape Navigator, and Mozilla: Click on the underlined links to view the images.
• Napcorn Explorer: Press and hold SPACE, press ALT + 4, F1 + G, SHIFT + ENTER, both ALT keys, B + NUM LOCK, then, let go of SPACE and in 2.5 milliseconds repress and hold SPACE, then type "00p54p00pi3;4nd7h3nmyp4nt5f311d0wn;5t3v37di41111". Then, while still holding SPACE, restart your computer and repeat these steps four times.