Today, if you were to go into a mall and scream Napcorn as loud as you could, besides having me run towards you with my mouth open, not much else would happen. Why? Because Napcorn has become a household name, that's why!

A few years, if you were to do that, people would look at you like you're crazy. I mean, come on; napkin popcorn?! What the heck is that?! But today, everyone knows what Napcorn is! Napcorn is so popular that in the next Bond movie being made, Napcorn will make a cameo when James Bond eats some Napcorn while making love to a woman and shooting up some terrorists, all at the same time. Granted, it's no Like Mike or G. I. Jane, but it's a start!

And Napcorn's popularity doesn't stop there. Napcorn is everywhere these days, including my kitchen, www.Napcorn.tk, in local Station Wagons, in 8-track players throughout the world, in computer operating systems, in book form, and in video game form. The only place Napcorn isn't is the garbage; it's so good that no one could pass up that napkin goodness! So won't you join me and my sexy chocolate skin and have some Napcorn? ~Morris