Finally, you and your family can finally visit a restaurant without worrying about becoming too healthy or spending too little. Introducing Napway: Each day, station wagons come from around the city to deliver day-old Napcorn fresh to Napway restaurants; Napway then raises the price 300% and sells it onto you!

Napway realizes that nutrition is important to you, and because of this, we have introduced our 7 napkins with 6 kg of fat or more. In addition, we have also created the Official Napway Diet, to aid you on your weight loss path. By simply walking three feet a day and eating 20 pieces of Napcorn a day, you can be as fit as Morris Chestnut! In fact, Morris Chestnut recently went on the Napway Diet, and here's what his doctors had to say:

• "You need to stop this; your arteries are collapsing on themselves!"
• "What are you doing?! You've eaten more fat in three days then most people do in their entire lives!"
• "Morris, I'm sorry, but you only have two hours to live..."

Napway also prides itself on being a family restaurant, and is proud to introduce the Napway Senior Pak! Each meal comes with a high-fiber piece of Napcorn, a glass of Metamucil, and melted together butterscotch candy for your favorite little old man or woman. As an extra bonus, each meal comes with one of four toys: a pair of trifocals, high-riding pants, a metal hip replacement, or a sign that says how long it's been since you've last showered. When your old people are done eating, they can have fun in the Senior Ball Pits, right next door to the Senior Hip Replacement Facility.