Nap Co. Labs has just developed the "Lean Mean Napcorn Machine," which allows all Napcorn fans to finally make that wonderful treat, Napcorn, in their home, at the beach, in the park, in their car, or at the bottom of the ocean in an old Soviet nuclear sub. Individually numbered and autographed by Morris Chestnut himself, this lean, mean machine will be a collector's item for years to come. Talk to your local Napcorn Station Wagon Operator (NSWO) to purchase one!

Thinking about giving a gift, but can't figure out which one? The "Lean Mean Napcorn Machine" is perfect for all people, including mothers, fathers, hikers, campers, paratroopers, Navy Seals, astronauts, and pro-wrestlers.

WARNING: The "Lean Mean Napcorn Machine" has been known to cause cancer, birth defects, lost of limbs, lost of heads, and insanity. Do not use if you are nursing, was nursing, will be nursing, cannot nurse, breathing, not breathing, suffering from diarrhea, under 18 years of age, over 18 years of age, or not licensed for firearm use.